Posted by Kevin Gillan
on Aug 11, 2005 in Blog
| Comments Off on Peak Oil and What to do with a Useless SUV
According to a friend:
Let the pants shitting begin. We’ve hit Peak Oil three months earlier than Kenneth Deffeyes’ most pessimistic calculation:
So, what to do with that damned SUV when the price of petrol gets beyond your means? A couple of suggestions:
- Kick out the floor and walk it around Flintstone style – a great work out!
- Park it in the garden, remove all the glass and leave it to rust as a particularly dull and expensive climbing frame.
- Recycle all the materials to make ingenious low-tech weapons. Get punk hair and look forward until everything goes a bit Mad Max.
- Sell your house, and continue to buy petrol so that you can get little Johnny to school ‘safely’.
Got any more? Gi’s a comment.