According to a friend:

Let the pants shitting begin. We’ve hit Peak Oil three months earlier than Kenneth Deffeyes’ most pessimistic calculation:

So, what to do with that damned SUV when the price of petrol gets beyond your means? A couple of suggestions:

• Kick out the floor and walk it around Flintstone style – a great work out!
• Park it in the garden, remove all the glass and leave it to rust as a particularly dull and expensive climbing frame.
• Recycle all the materials to make ingenious low-tech weapons. Get punk hair and look forward until everything goes a bit Mad Max.
• Sell your house, and continue to buy petrol so that you can get little Johnny to school ‘safely’.

Got any more? Gi’s a comment.